The Magical Saliva of Agaf

One day a boy named Agaf was incredibly horny. He loved the queen. Just one suck of those huge firm tits would make him happy for life. He went to the village elder (wise man) to find out how to cure his quarms.

"I need to suck the queens breasts," Agaf said. "How much are you paying?" the elder asked. "Nothing is free!" "A million pounds," Agaf lied. He was going to get the suck and then not pay becase once he had the suck nothing else mattered. "OK."

So the elder sneaked into the castle and poured some itching powder into the queens bra. The itch would last two whole days. When the queen put on her bra a horrible itch ran around her
breasts. She was screaming all through the night. The pain was absurd.

In the morning the king had had enough of the screaming so the king asked the elder for help, as you do! Everything was going to plan so far!

"Elder," the king said. "My wife is in immense pain because she has got a pain in her breasts." "I know what to do!" the elder said. "Go to the hut of Agaf. He is the only one wth the magical saliva to cure the itch. You will have to let him suck your wifs breasts for ten minutes and tommorow it will have gone." The king wasn't happy about this but he agreed.

So Agaf was called up and he sucked them for ten minutes flat, and the itch stopped that night because it only lasted for two days anyway.

So then the elder called in Agaf and said, "You got your wish. Now pay me!" "No chance wanker!" Agaf said and walked out.

So the elder thought long and hard for a punishment, something that would be bad for Agaf. He thought and thought, until he got it...

That very night, he sneaked back to the castle and poured the remaining powder in the King's underwear.